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Everything hurts and I'm dying Card

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Bold, relatable, and unapologetically dramatic, this design says exactly what you’re feeling on those exhausting days. Perfect for fans of sarcasm, dark humor, and over-the-top self-expression. Great for introverts, college students, office warriors, parents, or anyone surviving life one coffee at a time. Works year-round but especially hits during stressful seasons like finals, holidays, or Monday mornings.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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