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All I want for Christmas is to smash the patriarchy Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

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All I want for Christmas is to smash the patriarchy This design spins holiday sweetness into something louder, pairing a vintage empowerment pose with snowflakes and a Santa cap for maximum contrast. The bold lettering captures that fed-up December mood when feminist grit feels more honest than forced cheer. It’s playful, rebellious, and instantly readable, perfect for anyone who mixes activism with humor during the winter rush.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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