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Merry POOPmas and a crappy new year christmas humor Card

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Merry POOPmas and a crappy new year christmas humor The holiday season gets a lot of glossy snowflakes and solemn angels, but here comes a smug little poop stack wearing the spirit of Christmas like an inside joke. “Merry Poopmas” lands with the exact chaotic energy December deserves, especially for people who think the best ornaments are the ones that make someone snort-laugh. It’s crude, it’s childish, it’s fully committed. Perfect for chaotic family gatherings, goofy holiday parties, and anyone who thinks festive humor should occasionally smell questionable.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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